A man walked into an office, and looking at the woman behind the desk he asked, “What’s going on here? Are you guys open for business or what?”
“Yeah, we’re open,” she said.
“I saw your sign,” he said. “Are you a new business? The Refinery — what’s that? What do you guys do?”
“We refine,” the woman replied.
“Really,” he said, “Is that new?”
“No, it’s what we have always done,” she said, “We just have a new name to help people understand it.”
“Okay?” he said.
“We’re a church,” she added.
“Oh,” he said.
Then he turned and walked out with a wave — that dismissive, cool, shrug and gesture universally popular among people who have it all together.
“Wow,” the woman turned and said to her colleague in the adjacent office, “He left so quickly that I’m not sure if he was interested in our matte finish, or our high gloss.”
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