Once there was a girl who took a smoke and she went on a wuffle. When she got back, she took a slunk.
When she came up, she didn’t feel so good so she took another smoke and then off she went wuffling again. Wuffling changes you, and she came back changed. She knew new stuff and didn’t know old stuff.
Smoke, wuffle, slunk; smoke, wuffle, slunk — and one day she didn’t know much of anything.
So she went to her travel agent.
“You’re a wuffie,” he said rudely.
“No ticket, no ride,” she said and winked, and she decided right there to take a snizzle.
But she wasn’t done yet.
Smoke, wuffle, slunk; smoke, wuffle, slunk. Now she was absolutely distraught, so she went to see a trusted friend.
“It’s serious!” he said.
“I’m moving on now,” she said.
“Do you want some help?” he asked.
“Sure, “she said.
Then she rose from her chair, wafted across the room, smiled slyly and drifted out of the window.